Ew, What the fuck?

Kinja'd!!! "KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt)
01/15/2019 at 19:35 • Filed to: 2019 BMW 7 series, bmw 7 series, bmw, 7 series, 2019 7 series, ugly, fugly, Ugly Cars

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In case you haven’t see the FP yet

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Fugliest car of 2019. Calling it now.

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! jimz > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 19:36

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BMW’s latest styling theme:

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Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > jimz
01/15/2019 at 19:36

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Hah! perfect


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 19:40

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Gah, that Supra sure is ugly. 


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > RallyWrench
01/15/2019 at 19:41

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Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 19:42

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Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > His Stigness
01/15/2019 at 19:46

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“Miss me yet?”

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Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 19:48

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Look at how small that grille is.

What an amateur.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 19:49

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What if BMW and Toyota collaborate to make a foreign market Toyota Century with the 7er chassis but without the, erm, teeth, 


Kinja'd!!! Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 19:49

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Hey BMW whoever decided that headlights should be as small as possible  and kidney grills should be make up for the new space should be fired, or sent to Toyota.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 19:49

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Remember when people gave Chevy shit for have a Corvette with a tail that was entirely plastic?

This  6 figure BMW has a fully plastic nose. No part of the leading edges are metal.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Tekamul
01/15/2019 at 19:52

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Ah, but see this is a BeeEmDabluu German prestige and what not. People will still pay though the nose for this monstrosity.


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 19:52

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Im sure the auto industry will top this considering its latest trends


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 19:54

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When

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Becomes

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Front butt


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > sony1492
01/15/2019 at 19:54

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Next gen X7

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Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Spanfeller is a twat
01/15/2019 at 19:56

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Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > gettingoldercarguy
01/15/2019 at 19:57

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Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 19:59

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My intended humor did not come through the internet. Supra, Z4, ugly BMW, Supra post saturation, etc.


Kinja'd!!! Chuckles > Tekamul
01/15/2019 at 20:03

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Isn't that becoming the case on more new cars today for crash reasons?


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 20:04

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No. 


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 20:09

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I’ll be carrying a 10lb hammer in my car from now on. Whenever I see one of these thingies *baam*, front end destroyed

It is physically painful to see it ...


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Chuckles
01/15/2019 at 20:13

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I’m not sure how soft plastic that absorbs very little energy is for crash reaso ns. A metal form designed to crumple would probably do better, and maybe even not look like ass.


Kinja'd!!! Chuckles > Tekamul
01/15/2019 at 20:22

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I probably should have been more specific. I meant that it might be plastic for pedestrian safety reasons. I’ll see if I can find where I  saw that.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Tekamul
01/15/2019 at 20:23

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It’s for crashing into people, no t cars.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 20:25

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Remember when people thought this was bad? And now Lincoln is winning the style game. 


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > CRider
01/15/2019 at 20:28

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Pedestrian standards : ruining it for the other 99.99828% (est. 2018)


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 20:33

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Is that real? Good to see car design finally getting back to simple graceful elegance :)


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 20:35

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clearly designed by and ex east German - the new “iron curtain” grill...


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 22:16

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When Hamann and Mansory dont even know what to do to it

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/15/2019 at 22:44

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BMW is slowly following in the footsteps of the Avalon....

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Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Tekamul
01/15/2019 at 23:39

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To be fair none of the Corvette body is metal.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/16/2019 at 04:12

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no


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/16/2019 at 09:13

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[puke]


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/16/2019 at 09:15

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Nice ‘gina. 


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/16/2019 at 09:49

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Ew indeed.

What’s crazy is that BMW thinks this looks good, because it sure as hell ain’t functional.


Kinja'd!!! Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/16/2019 at 13:18

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Pretty much this.  But not big enough.